Ryan Tyson

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Ryan Tyson

Manager, Projects & Expectations

Ryan is a Manager of Projects and Expectations, which means that he directs day-to-day tasks in order to make deadlines and ensure that clients are happy. Before coming on board with BuzzShift, he worked at The Richards Group and SicolaMartin, where he perfected his already perfect skills.

Thanks to these double-perfect skills, Ryan is able to juggle multiple projects, multiple clients, and multiple chainsaws all at once. Back-to-back-to-back meetings do not phase him; nor do back-to-front conference calls or right-to-back-to-left-to-front-AABB video game combos. He’s never late unless everyone else is early, and sometimes moves so fast he appears to be sleeping. He’s the undisputed champion of MMA Bowling, thanks to the element of surprise and the compound of MgCl2. He knows Victoria’s Secret, but won’t divulge it.

If you are still reading Ryan’s bio at this point, I applaud you. Honestly, good job getting this far. You’ve read 146 words already, many of which are superfluous, with this clause being a particularly good example of that. Of course, since the majority of people write their own biographies on websites, this can lead to some exaggerations. Let me reassure you that, as Ryan, I can account that everything you have read is true.

Editor’s note: No, it’s not.

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