9:27 AM: If I eat an apple, will everybody hate me?
9:28 AM: Nah, I’ll just chew it really slow and they won’t hear it.
9:52 AM: How did people get through the day before
Spotify Apple Music?
10:33 AM: What kind of music are we listening to? This has got to go. #NoMoreTrapMusic
11:06 AM: How many snacks is too many snacks?
12:00 PM: Finally, lunch. #LunchTimeIsTheBestTime
1:14 PM: Taylor Swift not being on Spotify is really starting to get to me.
1:54 PM: If no one sees me eat a snack, does that mean I didn’t have one?
1:56 PM: Damn you, squeaky shoes, now everyone saw me get that
second third snack.
2:28 PM: THE INTERNET IS DOWN. I LITERALLY CAN’T DO ANYTHING.
2:29 PM: That’s cool, we can just do team bonding stuff.
2:39 PM: Alright, this isn’t funny anymore. I’mma need the Internet to get its ish together.
2:44 PM: I actually can’t do anything. Guess it’s time to count my split ends.
3:12 PM: It’s back up, hallelujah!!
3:13 PM: Alright, time to work on paid media reports.
5:57 PM: So. Many. Numbers. My brain is actually crying.
6:00 PM: You’ve successfully made it through another day. Time to celebrate with some ice cream.