9:27 AM: If I eat an apple, will everybody hate me?

Cameron Diaz

9:28 AM: Nah, I’ll just chew it really slow and they won’t hear it.

Selena Gomez

9:52 AM: How did people get through the day before Spotify Apple Music?

Shrug

10:33 AM: What kind of music are we listening to? This has got to go. #NoMoreTrapMusic

Not my jam

11:06 AM: How many snacks is too many snacks?

Dog treats

12:00 PM: Finally, lunch. #LunchTimeIsTheBestTime

Kate Hudson

1:14 PM: Taylor Swift not being on Spotify is really starting to get to me.

Zoey Deschanel

1:54 PM: If no one sees me eat a snack, does that mean I didn’t have one?

Heather Morris

1:56 PM: Damn you, squeaky shoes, now everyone saw me get that second third snack.

Oprah

2:28 PM: THE INTERNET IS DOWN. I LITERALLY CAN’T DO ANYTHING.

Emma Stone

2:29 PM: That’s cool, we can just do team bonding stuff.

Legally Blonde

2:39 PM: Alright, this isn’t funny anymore. I’mma need the Internet to get its ish together.

Heather Dubrow

2:44 PM: I actually can’t do anything. Guess it’s time to count my split ends.

The Little Mermaid

3:12 PM: It’s back up, hallelujah!!

Hallelujah

3:13 PM: Alright, time to work on paid media reports.

Typing

5:57 PM: So. Many. Numbers. My brain is actually crying.

Merida

6:00 PM: You’ve successfully made it through another day. Time to celebrate with some ice cream.

Michelle Tanner ice cream